Parody of a bad healthcare proposal

Not from any real proposal. But sadly – oh so close.

“We offer synergistic integrated collaboration creating new forms and models that lead to enhanced efficiencies for serving the evolving continuum of needs and challenges experienced by members, providers, advocates, cats, trout, and other stakeholders who face daily barriers in navigating the health system.

In a reductionist model, the cats will eat the trout, ultimately creating efficiencies and reducing administrative burden for providers.”